SC - OT & OOP, but funny

[Wajdi]

> You know you're in Ansteorra when:
>
>  - You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water...
>  - You can say 110 degrees without fainting...
>  - You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off...
>  - You can make instant sun tea...
>  - You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron...
>  - The temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly...
>  - You discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive  your
>  car...
>  - You discover that you can get a sunburn through your car
window...
>  - You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead
of
>  distance...
>  - Hot water now comes out of both taps...
>  - It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one
person is
>  out on the streets...
>  - You actually burn your hand opening the car door...
>  - You break a sweat the instant you step outside...at 7:30 a.m.
before
>  work...
>  - No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or not
having
>  air conditioning...
>  - Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out
and end
>
>  up lying on the pavement and cook to death"?...
>  - You realize that asphalt has a liquid state...
>
>  It's so hot in Ansteorra ......
>
>  * The birds have to use pot holders to pull worms out of the
> ground.
>  * The potatoes cook underground and all you have to do to have
> lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
>  * Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them  from
> laying hard boiled eggs.
> It's so dry in Ansteorra...
>  - the cows are giving evaporated milk.
>  - the trees are whistlin' for the dogs.
>
>  A sad Ansteorran once prayed, "I wish it would rain-not so much for  me,
>  cuz I've seen it-but for my 7-year-old."
>
>  A visitor to Ansteorra once asked, "Does it ever rain out here?" A
rancher
> quickly answered "Yes, it does. Do you remember that part in  the
Bible
> where it rained for 40 days and 40 nights?" The visitor replied,
"Yes, I'm
>
> familiar with Noah's flood." "Well," the rancher puffed up, we got
bout
> two
> and a half inches during that spell."
>
>

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