SC - Fw: [TY] OT - Hot news, fresh from the presses

[Christine A Seelye-King]

Sorry about this, but I just HAD to inflict this upon you!
Christianna
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From: Margaret Vick <happi_feet at yahoo.com>
To: <TY at reashelm.ce.utk.edu>
Date: Thu, 10 Jun 1999 17:32:55 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: [TY] OT - Hot news, fresh from the presses


On a sad note in the news today,
veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh,
died yesterday of a severe yeast
infection, and complications from repeated pokes
to the belly. He was 71.

Fresh was buried in one of the largest funeral
ceremonies in recent years.

Dozens of celebrities turned out, including
Mrs.Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack,
Betty Crocker, and the Hostess Twinkies. The
graveside was piled high with flours as longtime friend
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man
who "never knew how much he was kneaded."

Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his
later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not
considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his
dough on half-baked schemes.

Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a
roll model for millions. Fresh is survived by his
second wife, Play Dough.  They have two children
and one in the oven. The funeral was held at 3:50
for about 20 minutes.

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In service to God, the Dream and the Crown,
(ska)Madalainè Ambrose de l'Abeille
(mka)MargaretAnne Vick
Quarterly, argent and sable, two bees 
volant palewise addorsed counterchanged.
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