SC - [OT - fwd] Fwd: Kitchen Humor

[James Gilly / Alasdair mac Iain]

>Date: Fri, 12 Mar 1999 19:49:02 EST
>Subject: Fwd: Kitchen Humor
>
>Kitchen Humor
>> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>> 
>> A Messy Kitchen Is A Happy Kitchen
>> And This Kitchen Is Delirious!
>> 
>> No Husband Has Ever Been Shot
>> While Doing The Dishes.
>> 
>> A Husband Is Someone Who Takes Out The Trash
>> And Gives The Impression He Just Cleaned The Whole
>> House.
>> 
>> Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
>> 
>> Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves
>> for they shall never cease to be amused.
>> 
>> A Clean House Is A Sign Of A Misspent Life. (my
>> favorite...)
>> 
>> Countless Numbers Of People Have Eaten In This
>> Kitchen and Gone On To Lead Normal Lives.
>> 
>>         ((((((((())))))))
>> 
>> "By the time a man realizes that maybe his father
>> was right,
>> he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong."
>>                 --- Charles Wadsworth
>> 
>
>-- 
>    Work like you don't need the money.
>    Love like you've never been hurt.
>    Dance like nobody's watching.



Laird Alasdair mac Iain of Elderslie
Dun an Leomhain Bhig
Canton of Dragon's Aerie  [southeastern CT]
Barony Beyond the Mountain  [northern & southeastern CT]
East Kingdom
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Argent, a chevron cotised azure surmounted by a sword and
in chief two mullets sable
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