SC - Re: [MilitaryMommies] Fwd: [momsandboys] Funny Stuff

[Brenna]

Mom2Kenyon at aol.com wrote:

>
> Hiya. I just read these 2 things in the Liguorian and I thought they were
> funny so I'll pass 'em on.
>
>   Contemporary Latin Phrases:
>
> Domino vobiscum: "The pizza guy is here."
>
> Shepei diem: "Seize the wrinkled dog."
>
> Motorolus interruptus: "Hold on, I'm going into a tunnel."
>
> Veni; Vidi; Velcro: "I came, I saw, I stuck around."
>
> Nunc tutus exitus computarus: "It is now safe to turn off your computer."
>
>   ----------------------
> " I was at the beach with my children when my four-year old son ran up to me,
> grabbed my hand, and led me to where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "What
> happened to him, Mommy?" he asked.  "He died and went to heaven." I replied.
>    My son thought for a moment and then asked, "And God threw him back down?"
> "
>
>   -----------------------
>
> "I used to watch gold and baseball on TV, but my doctor said I needed to get
> more excersise. So now I watch hockey."
>
>    -----------------------
>
> LOL, I just thought they were a little funny and brought a little smile to my
> face...so I thought I'd share.
>
>     Have a great night,
>           Kris
>

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