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Fruit Cake Recipe

You'll need the following:
1 Cup of water
1 Cup of sugar
4 large brown eggs
2 Cups of dried fruit
1 teaspoon of salt
1 Cup of brown sugar
1 Cup of lemon juice
1 Cup of nuts
1 bottle of whiskey

Sample the whiskey to check for quality

Take a large bowl

Check the whiskey again.  To be sure it's the highest quality, pour
one
level cup and drink.  Repeat

Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl

Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again

Make sure the whiskey is still okay.  Cry another tup.  Turn off the
mixer

Beat two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit
Mix on the tuner. If the fired druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry
it
loose with a drewscriver

Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity

Next, sift two cups of salt.  Or something.  Who cares? Check the
whiskey.

Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find.

Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to
beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window.  Check the
whiskey again and go to bed.

Hoppy halidaze! Please share free to feel this recipe with others.

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