SC - Crossover from Meridien Tavernyard (humor) OT (sorta)

[cclark@vicon.net]

This morning I came across this on the Meridien Tavernyard:

Subject: KINGDOM OF MERIDIES HERALD SEASON AND BAG LIMITS

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  1300.01   GENERAL

   1.  Any person with a valid Meridies hunting license may harvest heralds.

   2.  Taking of heralds with traps or deadfalls is permitted.  The use of
rare
books as bait is prohibited.

   3.  Killing of heralds with a vehicle is prohibited.  If accidentally
struck,
remove dead herald to roadside and proceed to nearest car wash.

   4.  It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest heralds from a snow
machine,
helicopter, or aircraft.

   5.  It shall be unlawful to shout "newbie", "you -still- don't have a
device?", or "free Cathal!" for the purpose of trapping heralds.

   6.  It shall be unlawful to hunt heralds within 100 yards of BMW
dealerships.

   7.  It shall be unlawful to use sheep, young squires, $100 bills,
bunny-fur
bimbos, or newbies to attract heralds.

   8.  It shall be unlawful to hunt heralds within 200 yards of Royal Court,
Baronial Court, whorehouses, health spas, sheep ranches or used bookstores.

   9.  If a herald is appointed to Corporate office, it shall be a felony to
hunt, trap, or possess it.

  10.  Stuffed or mounted heralds must have a state health department
inspection
for rabies and other vermin.

  11.  It shall be illegal for a hunter to disguise himself as a sheep,
newbie,
Tuchux, bunny-fur bimbo or tavern keeper for the purpose of hunting heralds.

  12.  It shall be illegal to hunt any herald in actual performance of their
duties.

  BAG LIMITS

   1.  Yellow Bellied Sidewinder                     2
   2.  Two-faced Letter Writer                       1
   3.  Common Back-stabber                           4
   4.  Small-breasted Ball Buster (Female only)      3
   5.  Big-mouthed Pub Gut                           2
   6.  Honest Herald                           EXTINCT
   7.  Cut-throat                                    2
   8.  Back-stabbing Whiner                          2
   9.  Brown-nosed Crown Kisser                      2
  10.  Absent-Minded Device Loser          $100 BOUNTY

The hunting season shall be from Feb 28 till Feb 28 of the next year. On
leap years the season will close at 11:59 p.m. and reopen at 12:01 a.m. on
March 1.

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The reason I posted this is that with the season upon us, does anyone
have any good recipes for cookin' up one of these critters?  I have tried
herald but no matter how I prepare it, it is tough and  unsavory. And
what kind of whine should be served with it?  I think Cooks should compile
a recipe collection to help make Meridien Herald more palatable to
Meridiens.

Akim
"No glory comes without pain"

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