In a message dated 4/20/00 3:20:51 AM Eastern Daylight Time, CBlackwill at aol.com writes: << . My son always tells me "You smell like SPAM, Daddy." Does anyone know if SPAM has the ability to attract women the way onions and garlic evidently do? >> You have a wife. I assume you smelled like Spam before there was a son...you figure it out. Ras