SC - If the Phone Company Ran a Restaurant

[James F. Johnson]

You know......it's not that far off. We just don't itemize the details.
The sugar packets, and salt and pepper on the table is figured into that
menu price. So is the utility bill, the new AC unit installed six months
ago, and that pint of local microbrewed beer that some Bud-sucking yahoo
sent back because he thought it tasted disgusting, and that first turkey
sandwich that had to be remade again because the person who wanted it
forgot to mention to the waitress that she didn't want any of the mayo
the menu said come on the sandwich normally....and unfortunately those
17 water glasses that shattered when the dishwasher dropped the rack of
freshly washed glasses....

Can you tell it was a less than smoothly running day today? :)

Now, with that insight into restaurants, makes you wonder how things run
at AT&T.

Seumas