SC - Pims and heresy.

Huette von Ahrens ahrenshav at yahoo.com
Wed Aug 16 16:55:44 PDT 2000


- --- "Laura C. Minnick" <lcm at efn.org> wrote:
> 
> 
> Huette von Ahrens wrote:
>  
> > Me, too, Lainie!  Six months ago, the 99 Cents
> Only
> > store had orange Pims for 99 cents a box, instead
> of
> > the usual $2.95, so I bought a dozen boxes.  I
> just
> > finished the last one last week.
> 
> And you didn't SHARE!

How was I to know?  You had not declared yourself
publickly until now.   However, if there ever should
be a Second Coming of the Sale, I will be sure to
inform you and ask how much you will wish to tithe. 
Then the problem will be the translation to your
location without the worry of transubstantiation.  

And, should you ever make a pilgrimage to my Assylum,
please know that my Pims are your Pims.  Can you say
the same?

>  
> > The raspberry ones are not heretical, they are
> just
> > another religion and we should be tolerant of
> those
> > who don't share our obviously superior taste. :-)
> 
> Oh god... me- a Eugenean, being lectured in
> tolerance... :-P

And by a native Californian, no less!  Remember, you
are from a state whose motto is, "Welcome to Oregon. 
NOW GO HOME!"  :-P to you too!
> 
> Father Abelard says we shoul gently instruct them
> and show them the
> error of the Raspberry ways, gently herd them back
> to the flock of the
> Orange filling. OTOH, Father Abelard _is_ a
> Dominican...
> 
> ;-)

And it is our Lord Jesus Christ who said, "Love your
raspberries and be good to them that ate them."

Huette (ducking a bolt of lightening ...)



=====
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shall never cease to be amused.

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