SC - OOP Food Humor
Philippa Alderton
phlip at morganco.net
Sat Dec 9 09:22:33 PST 2000
Dedicated to that awful punster, Adamantius ;-)
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>A man went to his dentist because he feels something
>wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says,
>"That new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is
>eroding. What have you been eating?" The man replies,
>"All I can think of is that about four months ago my wife
>made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was
>delicious...Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now
>put it on everything --- meat, toast, fish, vegtables,
>everything."
>
>"Well," says the dentist, "that's probably the problem.
>Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice,
>which is highly corrosive. It's eaten away your upper
>plate. I'll make you a new plate, and this time use
>chrome." "Why chrome?" asks the patient.
>
>To which the dentist replies, "It's simple. Everyone
>knows that there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"
>
>
>--
>Yours, In Service;
>Colin of Eilean Donan
>Chirurgeons Mule (Journeyman)
>Calafia, Caid
> Mundanely: John Vickery
> El Cajon, CA
>
>I would maintain that thanks are the highest form of thought,
>and that gratitude is happiness doubled by wonder.
> - Gilbert Keith Chesterton
>
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