SC - Re: [SCA-HUMOR] The Top 20 Failed Haggis Marketing Ploys
Philip & Susan Troy
troy at asan.com
Mon Feb 14 21:46:31 PST 2000
How they laugh in their childlike innocence!
I read somewhere that a favorite party dish of Prince Philip, Prince
Consort of England, is deep-fried haggis cubes with a sweet-and-sour
dipping sauce flavored with pickled ginger and fruit.
In other words...
Sweet and Pungent Haggis!
DianaFiona at aol.com wrote:
>
> Yet another piece from the humor list I though ya'll had to see! ;-)
>
> Ldy Diana
>
> In a message dated 2/14/00 2:24:12 PM Eastern Standard Time,
> killerpiper at hotmail.com writes:
>
> << Subj: [SCA-HUMOR] The Top 20 Failed Haggis Marketing Ploys
> Date: 2/14/00 2:24:12 PM Eastern Standard Time
> From: killerpiper at hotmail.com (Killer Piper)
> Reply-to: <A HREF="mailto:SCA-HUMOR at onelist.com">SCA-HUMOR at onelist.com</A>
>
> From: "Killer Piper" <killerpiper at hotmail.com>
>
>
> The Top 20 Failed Haggis Marketing Ploys, by Rich Block
>
> 20. Freeze-dried Haggis, the official haggis of NASA
>
> 19. Haggis On a Stick
>
> 18. Kentucky Fried Haggis, in extra-crispy or the Colonel's
> Original
> secret recipe
>
> 17. Stove-Slop Haggis, instead of potatoes
>
> 16. Baaaaaa-B-Q, with peat & mesquite flavoring
>
> 15. Mountain Ewe, totally refreshing carbonated haggis
> beverage. Do the
> Ewe!
>
> 14. Cup o' Guts Instant Haggis
>
> 13. Entrail Mix: Natural Snack
>
> 12. Mix & Eat Cream of Sheep
>
> 11. Wool-Whip Non-dairy dessert topping
>
> 10. H.L.T.
>
> 9. Moo Goo Gai Viscera
>
> 8. Haggis Joy and Mounds: Sometimes you feel like a gut.
> Sometimes you
> don't....
>
> 7. Bleaties Cereal, breakfast of Champions
>
> 6. Shish ke Baaaaaaaab
>
> 5. Ram-Burger Helper
>
> 4. Chockful o' Guts Haggis Coffee: Gut to the last drop!
>
> 3. Pedialights: Haggis for the wee bairn
>
> 2. Two all-sheep haggis, special sauce, lettuce, cheese......
>
> 1. Haggis Dazs: Premium Haggis Ice Cream
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