SC - Re: [SCA-HUMOR] The Top 20 Failed Haggis Marketing Ploys

[Philip & Susan Troy]

How they laugh in their childlike innocence!

I read somewhere that a favorite party dish of Prince Philip, Prince
Consort of England, is deep-fried haggis cubes with a sweet-and-sour
dipping sauce flavored with pickled ginger and fruit.

In other words...

Sweet and Pungent Haggis!


DianaFiona at aol.com wrote:
> 
>     Yet another piece from the humor list I though ya'll had to see! ;-)
> 
>                         Ldy Diana
> 
> In a message dated 2/14/00 2:24:12 PM Eastern Standard Time,
> killerpiper at hotmail.com writes:
> 
> << Subj:     [SCA-HUMOR] The Top 20 Failed Haggis Marketing Ploys
>  Date:  2/14/00 2:24:12 PM Eastern Standard Time
>  From:  killerpiper at hotmail.com (Killer Piper)
>  Reply-to:  <A HREF="mailto:SCA-HUMOR at onelist.com">SCA-HUMOR at onelist.com</A>
> 
>  From: "Killer Piper" <killerpiper at hotmail.com>
> 
> 
>  The Top 20 Failed Haggis Marketing Ploys, by Rich Block
> 
>  20. Freeze-dried Haggis, the official haggis of NASA
> 
>  19. Haggis On a Stick
> 
>  18. Kentucky Fried Haggis, in extra-crispy or the Colonel's
>  Original
>  secret recipe
> 
>  17. Stove-Slop Haggis, instead of potatoes
> 
>  16. Baaaaaa-B-Q, with peat & mesquite flavoring
> 
>  15. Mountain Ewe, totally refreshing carbonated haggis
>  beverage. Do the
>  Ewe!
> 
>  14. Cup o' Guts Instant Haggis
> 
>  13. Entrail Mix: Natural Snack
> 
>  12. Mix & Eat Cream of Sheep
> 
>  11. Wool-Whip Non-dairy dessert topping
> 
>  10. H.L.T.
> 
>  9. Moo Goo Gai Viscera
> 
>  8. Haggis Joy and Mounds: Sometimes you feel like a gut.
>  Sometimes you
>  don't....
> 
>  7. Bleaties Cereal, breakfast of Champions
> 
>  6. Shish ke Baaaaaaaab
> 
>  5. Ram-Burger Helper
> 
>  4. Chockful o' Guts Haggis Coffee: Gut to the last drop!
> 
>  3. Pedialights: Haggis for the wee bairn
> 
>  2. Two all-sheep haggis, special sauce, lettuce, cheese......
> 
>  1. Haggis Dazs: Premium Haggis Ice Cream
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Phil & Susan Troy

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