SC - SCA Jokes OT

[Brian L. Rygg or Laura Barbee-Rygg]

"Huette von Ahrens" <ahrenshav at yahoo.com> said:

[snip]

> 7) How many Heralds does it take to change a light
> bulb?
> 
> First you have to submit the proper paperwork in order
> to change anything, along with the appropriate fee,
> along with several pages of documentation to prove
> that the light bulb is a period charge and five copies
> (three in color, two in black and white) of what you
> think the new light bulb should look like.  Then you
> should submit this to your local herald to submit this
> to Kingdom, and if passed, who will submit the change
> to Laurel, and if passed, then will return the
> approved change to you several years later.
> 
> Answer:  I lost count ...  
> 

Can't be done.  Lightbulb in a socket is metal on metal. . . .

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