SC - Threat of Saffron - funny

[Laura C. Minnick]

BalthazarBlack at aol.com wrote:
> 
> In a message dated 7/26/00 10:57:03 AM Pacific Daylight Time,
> olwentheodd at hotmail.com writes:
> 
> > Good Gentles, what will you think (and do) to the likes of a grower of said
> >  saffron??  Shall I run and hide, change my name, desist in such harmful
> >  activity??  Oh my, what is a kitchen wench to do??
> 
> Is drawing and quartering still legal in your area, or will we have to
> transport you to southern California??

Oh, no Bal! She must be well and truly punished! Banish her to the
Principality of the Summits- and her plants with her! We'll know what to
do with her there...

(*slurp!*)

'Lainie