SC - Native American "coffee".

[Ron and Laurene Wells]

"Alderton, Philippa" wrote:
> 
> Now, if having babies, and raising them, were politically correct, the Lady
> MS would have a dozen, all perfectly behaved and taken care of, all by
> herself (and 20 unmentioned child-care professionals).

No, the professionals would be mentioned when they park their trucks on
the lawns of irate neighbors.

But hey, wait a minnit! "Lady MS"!!! Does anyone else see the sinister
significance? It's obvious! Martha Stewart is a computer-generated
homemaking simulacrum created by The Mephisto Corp., a.k.a. Microsoft!!!
Wow, and _this_ is one of Bill Gates' attempts at world conquest that
came close to working!

I am searching old folklore for Martha Stewart apotropaics. Garlic and
holy water don't seem to have any effect. Perhaps a wooden stake driven
through the floral centerpiece?

Adamantius, who used to have conclusive evidence that Martha actually
_was_ Axis Sally...that voice...
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Phil & Susan Troy

troy at asan.com