SC - self discipline

Stefan li Rous stefan at texas.net
Thu Mar 9 23:17:14 PST 2000


Par Leijonhufvud wrote:
> 
> On Thu, 9 Mar 2000, Maggie MacDonald wrote:
> 
> > Lemon zesters are a remarkable disciplinary tool when talking to young men
> > who come flirting after your teen daughter. But, that is a story for
> > another day. 
> I would suggest that purchasing one of the special "egg decapitation"
> tools might have at least the same effect. A flat "washer" with a hole
> app. 1.5" in diameter, and two scissor like things which, when operated
> inserts a row of teeth into the eggshell. I am sure you can figure out
> how to make it's, ahm, other potential uses clear to him while chatting
> normally.
> 
> /UlfR
>  who at one time knew a girl who used to keep one on the living room
> table, just so she could say "oh, is it here, it's supposed to be in the
> bedroom" when people noticed it

Gee- and I thought melon-ballers were the only things good for that
purpose...
*heh heh heh* Now I have more Evil Plans (TM) when the young men after
my daughters!

'Lainie


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