SC - no Anglo-Saxon recipes?

[Philip & Susan Troy]

Greetings,

  Thank God my downstairs neighbor does not believing in cooking!  As it was,
she has a smaller refrigerator than my current one and I barely managed to fit
the food in need of the fridge into her fridge.  So I only lost about $15 worth
of food, which, since my new landlord is a fairly nice sort of gent I'll
probably get paid back for.

  Where is it written that refrigerators will only die on Friday evenings?  

  I get a new one Monday afternoon.