SC - OT Chauvanistic funny

[Siegfried Heydrich]

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days.
Eventually, Michael the Archangel found Him, resting on the seventh day.

He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"  God sighed a deep sigh of
satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look
Michael, look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"  "It's a planet,"
replied God, "and I've put Life on it.  I'm going to call it Earth and it's
going to be a great place of balance."  "Balance?" inquired Michael, still
confused.

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, northern
Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while southern Europe
is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot.  Over
there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent
of black people."  God continued, pointing to different countries, "This one
will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered
in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a large land mass
and said, "What's that one?"

"Ah," said God.  "That's Florida, the most glorious place on earth. There
are
beautiful lakes, rivers, streams and beaches.  The people from Florida are
going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they are going to be found
traveling the world.  They will be extremely sociable, hardworking and high
achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and
carriers of peace."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then asked, "What about balance,
God?  You said there would be balance!"

God replied wisely, "Wait until you see what I'm putting next to them in
Alabama and Georgia, not to mention the overflow from New York and New
Jersey!"