SC - Polenta and Cornmeal

Wajdi a14h at zebra.net
Thu Mar 30 08:54:27 PST 2000


And did anyone experiment with preparing grits with coffee?

wajdi (dedicated coffee fanatic what also likes a grit now and again)

Siegfried Heydrich wrote:

>     When I was in college (shortly after the glaciers left and we chased off
> the mammoths so the Czars could eat them), we discovered that grits caused
> mental retardation. For some unknown reason, there is an unwritten law that
> says that Calc 2 and any higher level math courses MUST be taught at the
> earliest possible time. Preferably 6:00 am. and always with a M-W-F
> schedule.
>     We noticed that those math students who were swilling coffee (blessed
> nectar of the sacred bean!) in the predawn hours were doing pretty well in
> the class, and those eating grits for breakfast couldn't integrate to save
> their lives. By the time we got to tensors and matrix algebra, the classes
> consisted exclusively of coffee inhalers, and not a single grit muncher was
> left. Q.E.D., the grits must have done it . . . Either that, or the caffene
> granted us Mentat-like mathematical abilities.
>     (It is by Will alone I sent my mind in motion. It is by the nectar of
> the Sacred Bean that the thoughts acquire speed, the fingers acquire a
> temor, the teeth acquire a stain, the stain is a warning, it is by Will
> alone I set my mind in motion.     SLURP!)
>
>     Sieggy
>
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