SC - Not Killing yourself in the Kitchen

[Laura C. Minnick]

DianaFiona at aol.com wrote:
> 
> In a message dated 3/12/00 2:28:29 AM Eastern Standard Time,
> mermayde at juno.com writes:
> 
> << My late husband (Master Knikolos, who was originally from Trimaris, one
>  of Taly's proteges, btw) got me started bringing a prepared lunch when I
>  was cooking.  The first time he walked in with a Subway sandwich, I said
>  "But we have all of this food here!" to which he replied "And how much of
>  it is ready to eat right now?".  

Open the fridge and yell "There's no food in here! Only ingredients!"

'Lainie on Thanksgiving day, getting wobbly over the turkey because
she's a dumb cluck and still hasn't eaten breakfast... and by the time
dinner is served you aren't hungry anymore...

'Lainie