SC - Humor (OT)

[DeSevyngy at aol.com]

In a message dated 5/29/00 9:35:14 AM Mountain Daylight Time, troy at asan.com 
writes:

<< Funny, the only time anything like this ever happened to me was in
 Richmond, Virginia...
  >>

I was in Loa, Utah (very small town- the image of inbreeding in Utah) I went 
to the counter of the gas station/auto supply/hardware/feed store, I told the 
man that I needed a battery for my car.  He said- what?  I said I need a 
battery for a 1971 Pontiac LeMans.   He said- What?  I said,   I   need   a   
battery   for   a   1971   Pontiac   LeMans.  He said- What?  I walked over 
to the window and pointed at my car and said,  I need a battery for that.  He 
said-  (you guessed it) - What?  At this point I'm ready to blow my top and a 
male friend of mine walks in looks at the attendant and says- She need a 
bat-ree.  The guy looks at my friend and says,  Oh, shay wan bat-ree.  He 
reached under the counter and pulled one out.

Grrrrrrr.  I left with the bat-ree very quietly.

Isabeau

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