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[Kay Loidolt]

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>       1. TENDJEWBERRYMUD
>            From: "Simon Caleb" <simoncaleb at tcsn.net>
>       2. adams rib
>            From: "Simon Caleb" <simoncaleb at tcsn.net>
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> ________________________________________________________________________> ________________________________________________________________________> 
> Message: 1
>    Date: Sun, 28 May 2000 15:08:38 -0700
>    From: "Simon Caleb" <simoncaleb at tcsn.net>
> Subject: TENDJEWBERRYMUD
> 
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Gil Percik <percik at bigfoot.com>
> To: Undisclosed.Recipients at horizon.barak-online.net
> <Undisclosed.Recipients at horizon.barak-online.net>
> Date: éåí øàùåï 28 îàé 2000 03:47
> Subject: Best nominated e-mail for 1999..... funny !!!
> 
> Hi guys!
> 
> This is pretty good. You will have to follow it pretty careful. I have had
> these kind of converstaions before and it is real hard.
> 
> "Tendjewberrymud"
> 
> It's amazing, you will understand the above word by
> 
> the end of the conversation......
> 
> Read aloud for best results: "Tendjewberrymud"
> 
> This has been nominated for best email of 1999.
> 
> The following is a telephone exchange between a
> 
> hotel guest and room-service at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded
> 
> and published in the Far East Economic Review.....
> 
> ***********************************************************************> 
> Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees"
> 
> Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service"
> 
> RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor
> 
> sunteen??"
> 
> G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"
> 
> RS: "Ow July den?"
> 
> G: "What??"
> 
> RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"
> 
> G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry,
> 
> scrambled please."
> 
> RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"
> 
> G: "Crisp will be fine."
> 
> RS : "Hokay. An San tos?"
> 
> G: "What?"
> 
> RS:"San tos. July San tos?"
> 
> G: "I don't think so"
> 
> RS: "No? Judo one toes??"
> 
> G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know
> 
> what 'judo one toes' means."
> 
> RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow
> 
> singlish mopping we bother?"
> 
> G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying
> 
> 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
> 
> RS: "We bother?"
> 
> G: "No..just put the bother on the side."
> 
> RS: "Wad?"
> 
> G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
> 
> RS: "Copy?"
> 
> G: "Sorry?"
> 
> RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"
> 
> G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
> 
> RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle
> 
> ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh,
> 
> and
> 
> copy....rye??"
> 
> G: "Whatever you say"
> 
> RS: "Tendjewberrymud"
> 
> G : "You're welcome"
> 


> Subject: adams rib
> Adam's Rib
> > In Sunday School, they were teaching how God created everything,
> > including human beings.  Little Johnny seemed especially intent when
> > they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.
> >
> > Later in the week, his mother noticed him lying down as though he
> > were ill, and said,
> >
> > "Johnny what is the matter?"
> >
> > Little Johnny responded,
> >
> > "I have a pain in my side.  I think I'm going to have a wife."