SC - Are you Cooking? Humor!!
Christine A Seelye-King
mermayde at juno.com
Tue May 9 20:16:52 PDT 2000
Thank you! I was beginning to wonder if I could set up 'bitch filters'
on the Cook's list, this was a welcome laugh!
Christianna
On Tue, 09 May 2000 17:38:10 -0500 Kay Loidolt <mmkl at indy.net> writes:
> Dinner With God
> >
> > Seymour Schwartz was a good, deeply religious man. When Seymour
> passed away, God greeted him at the Pearly Gates.
> > "Hungry, Seymour?" saith God.
> >
> > "I could eat," Seymour replied.
> >
> > So God opened a can of tuna and reached for a chunk of fresh rye
> bread and they shared it. While eating this humble meal, Seymour
> looked down
> into Hell and saw the inhabitants devouring huge steaks, lobsters,
> pheasants, pastries, and fine wines.
> Curious, but deeply trusting, Seymour was quiet.
> The next day God again invited Seymour to join him for a meal.
> Again,
> it was tuna and rye bread. Once again looking down, Seymour could
> see
> the denizens of Hell enjoying caviar, champagne, lamb, truffles and
> chocolates.
> >
> > Still Seymour said nothing.
> >
> > The following day, mealtime arrived and another can of tuna was
> opened. Seymour could contain himself no longer. Meekly, he said:
> "God,
> I am grateful to be in heaven with you as a reward for the pious,
> obedient life I led. But here in heaven all I get to eat is tuna
> and a
> piece of rye bread and in the Other Place they eat like emperors and
>
> kings! Forgive me, O God, but I just don't understand..."
> >
> > God sighed: "Let's be honest, Seymour -- for just two people, does
> it pay to cook?"
>
>
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