SC - Are you Cooking? Humor!!

[Christine A Seelye-King]

Thank you!  I was beginning to wonder if I could set up 'bitch filters'
on the Cook's list, this was a welcome laugh!
Christianna

On Tue, 09 May 2000 17:38:10 -0500 Kay Loidolt <mmkl at indy.net> writes:
> Dinner With God
> > 
> > Seymour Schwartz was a good, deeply religious man. When Seymour 
> passed away, God greeted him at the Pearly Gates. 
> > "Hungry, Seymour?" saith God.
> > 
> > "I could eat," Seymour replied.
> > 
> > So God opened a can of tuna and reached for a chunk of fresh rye 
> bread and they shared it. While eating this humble meal, Seymour 
> looked down 
> into Hell and saw the inhabitants devouring huge steaks,  lobsters, 
> pheasants, pastries, and fine  wines. 
>  Curious, but deeply trusting, Seymour was quiet.
>  The next day God again invited Seymour to join him for a meal. 
> Again, 
> it was tuna and rye bread. Once again looking down, Seymour could 
> see 
> the denizens of Hell enjoying caviar, champagne, lamb, truffles and 
> chocolates.
> > 
> > Still Seymour said nothing.
> > 
> > The following day, mealtime arrived and another can of tuna was 
> opened. Seymour could contain himself no longer. Meekly, he said: 
> "God, 
> I am grateful to be in heaven with you as a reward for the pious, 
> obedient life I led. But here in heaven all I get to eat is  tuna 
> and a 
> piece of rye bread and in the Other Place they eat like emperors and 
> 
> kings! Forgive me, O God, but I just don't understand..."
> > 
> > God sighed: "Let's be honest, Seymour -- for just two people, does 
> it pay to cook?"
> 
>
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