SC - Humor (OT)

[CBlackwill at aol.com]

In a message dated 5/30/00 12:17:27 PM Pacific Daylight Time, 
DeSevyngy at aol.com writes:

> 
>  I was in Loa, Utah (very small town- the image of inbreeding in Utah) I 
went 
> 
>  to the counter of the gas station/auto supply/hardware/feed store, I told 
> the 
>  man that I needed a battery for my car.  He said- what? <snip very funny 
story>

Never try to order a "Philly Cheese Steak" from a Jack-in-the-Box drive up 
window in my neck of the woods.  I spent five minutes trying to convince the 
lady on the chatter box that what I wanted was not, in fact, a "Chili 
Cheescake", and that, even if I had wanted one, they didn't have it on the 
menu board yet.  I told her "while a Chili Cheescake sounds very tasty, and 
would probably be very refreshing right about now, what I actually wanted was 
a 'Philadelphia Style Cheese Steak Sandwich'".  I eventually had to pull up 
to the window, at which time I believe I confused her even more by changing 
my order to a 'Chicken Supreme'.
True Story...

Balthazar of Blackmoor


Mr. Wizard, what happens when you combine pasta and antipasta?