SC - Political reform via pungent condiments

[Susan Fox-Davis]

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> > > > I prefer liberal amounts of wasabe. Known to kill cholera within ten
> > > > seconds of contact. Now if it would just work on Republicans.....
> > >
> > > Republicans have cholera?
> > >
> > > Hmm. Maybe that explains...
> >
> > Actually, I was equating Republicans with....
>
> Nah. Don't bother. Throw 'em all out- Democrats, Republicans- all of
> 'em.
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> Jed Bartlett for President!
>
> ;-)
>
> 'Lainie

Forward from another humor list:

It's taken a while, but I've found a candidate I can stand behind.

This candidate has had a long career, with experience covering multiple
industries.

He's a war hero and was shot down behind enemy lines multiple
times.

He was the astronaut who got the US to the moon before Germany.

He's sold baked goods.

He's starred in a number of holiday specials with his friends.

He's even been a traffic reporter.

He's loved by millions and is widely recognized as the epitome of
cool.

In fact, the only blemish on this candidate's record is that he's also been
involved in selling insurance.  A bit of tarnish to be certain, but in the
grand scheme of things, it seems pretty minor.

At this point, I'd like to publicly endorse Snoopy for President.

Pardon me now while I go and play my Royal Guardsmen album yet again.  Man,
do I ever miss that dog.

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Selene