SC - rare foods at feasts-rant

[Laura C. Minnick]

Philip & Susan Troy wrote:

> Let's see... [ticking off on fingers] I'm allergic to eggplant, Lima
> beans, flaked, formed, and pressed meats of all kinds, and I go into
> anaphylactic shock if the mawmenny touches the blancmanger on the
> plate... . Oh, and liver. I forgot liver. If anyone eats liver within a
> hundred miles of me, my head flies off my body and goes into orbit,
> followed by a trail of sparks and rocket exhaust, so not only should I
> not eat liver, you should not serve it to anyone.

Gee, that sounds like what happens when I eat avocado. But how do you
get your head back once it's in orbit? I have the darnedest time with
re-entry...

rather be asleep,
'Lainie