[Sca-cooks] Twinkies as range weapons

[Decker, Margaret]

    OOOOH!! Waitaminute  . . . they're more than 1 1/4" in diameter . . .
could they be mounted on shafts and used as arrowheads? They'll leave a
removable mark, and if anyone is hit in the faceguard by one, they get an
instant sugar fix! Great for that long trek back to resurrection point.
    Leave them out overnight and they should reach that perfect point of
resistance where they can take the launching Gees and still splatter in a
spectacular manner.

Sieggy you are sick sick sick. I love it. Margarite