[Sca-cooks] Twinkies at war.
Ruth Frey
ruthf at uidaho.edu
Tue Aug 7 11:23:58 PDT 2001
> "Siegfried Heydrich" <baronsig at peganet.com> wrote:
>
> OOOOH!! Waitaminute . . . they're more than 1 1/4" in diameter . . .
> could they be mounted on shafts and used as arrowheads? They'll leave a
> removable mark, and if anyone is hit in the faceguard by one, they get an
> instant sugar fix! Great for that long trek back to resurrection point.
> Leave them out overnight and they should reach that perfect point of
> resistance where they can take the launching Gees and still splatter in a
> spectacular manner.
Unfortunately, I think use of Twinkies on
the battlefield violates the Geneva Convention . . .
-- Ruth
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