[Sca-cooks] To Cook a 'Coon

[Philip W. Troy & Susan Troy]

"Decker, Margaret" wrote:
>
> > A sense of humor is one of the primary attributes of higher life forms.
>
> Unless you're aYankee fan- then all bets are off.
>
> 'Lainie
>
> Yes, but baseball just hasn't been the same since they moved the Dodgers out
> of Brooklyn. Margarite

True, but then the Mets were specifically formed to compensate for the
loss of both the Dodgers and the Giants. (Read some baseball history,
look at their uniform color schemes, check out some recorded statements
from Casey Stengle, it's pretty indisputable.) Like the Dodgers, they
are bums, but they are _our_ bums.

But what really ruined baseball was the DH rule; it has allowed for the
birth of the Great Shaitan, he whose existence would not have been
allowed under the National League's laws of natural selection. Of
course, as much as I admire the clean-play style of the Mariners, they
do harbor Jeff Nelson, former Yankee and known Clemens-in-training.

Adamantius
--
Phil & Susan Troy

troy at asan.com

"It was so blatant that Roger threw at him.  Clemens gets away with
things that get other people thrown out of games.  As long as they
let him get away with it, it's going  to continue." -- Joe Torre, 9/98