SC - OT-OOP Lightbulbs the Knowne World Over

Tue Feb 27 22:05:42 PST 2001

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Okay guys, I know that this is WAY off topic, but I thought it was cute and=20
wanted to share:-)
- --Mairin trips off to figure out what to wear to change a lightbulb...

LIGHTBULBS THE KNOWN WORLD OVER=20
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=A0 =A0=A0 Q: How many Westerners does it take to change a
=A0 =A0=A0 lightbulb?=20
=A0 =A0=A0 A: Why would you want to do that? It's been just
=A0 =A0=A0 fine for 25 years!=20

=A0 =A0=A0 Q: How many Calontiri does it take to change a
=A0 =A0=A0 lightbulb?=20
=A0 =A0=A0 A: One hundred and two, but _what_ a ceremony!=20

=A0 =A0=A0 Q: How many Easterners does it take to change a
=A0 =A0=A0 lightbulb?=20
=A0 =A0=A0 A: Just one, but they have to take a vote first
=A0 =A0=A0 to decide who.=20

=A0 =A0=A0 Q: How many Meridians does it take to change a
=A0 =A0=A0 lightbulb?=20
=A0 =A0=A0 A: Just one, but he has to get it drunk first.=20

=A0 =A0=A0 Q: How many Trimarians does it take to change a
=A0 =A0=A0 lightbulb?=20
=A0 =A0=A0 A: Leave it out, it was only attracting mosquitos
=A0 =A0=A0 anyway.=20

=A0 =A0=A0 Q: How many Caidans does it take to change a
=A0 =A0=A0 lightbulb?=20
=A0 =A0=A0 A: Nobody knows. They can't figure out what to
=A0 =A0=A0 wear to change one.=20

=A0 =A0=A0 Q: How many AnTir-folk does it take to change a
=A0 =A0=A0 lightbulb?=20
=A0 =A0=A0 A: Just one, but the new bulb had better be a
=A0 =A0=A0 halogen fog lamp!=20

=A0 =A0=A0 Q: How many Atlantians does it take to change a
=A0 =A0=A0 lightbulb?=20
=A0 =A0=A0 A: That depends, which household does it belong
=A0 =A0=A0 to?=20

=A0 =A0=A0 Q: How many Midrealmers does it take to change a
=A0 =A0=A0 lightbulb?=20
=A0 =A0=A0 A: They won't say until they've consulted the
=A0 =A0=A0 Curia Regis...=20

=A0 =A0=A0 Q: How many Ansteorrans does it take to change a
=A0 =A0=A0 lightbulb?=20
=A0 =A0=A0 A: Was that a rattan lightbulb or a fencing
=A0 =A0=A0 lightbulb?=20

=A0 =A0=A0 Q: How many Atenveldters does it take to change a
=A0 =A0=A0 lightbulb?=20
=A0 =A0=A0 A: Why bother, they prefer solar power anyway?=20

=A0 =A0=A0 Q: How many Outlanders does it take to change a
=A0 =A0=A0 lightbulb?=20
=A0 =A0=A0 A: If it's less than a 14 hour drive it's not
=A0 =A0=A0 worth changing!


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s, I know that this is WAY off topic, but I thought it was cute and=20
<BR>wanted to share:-)
<BR>--Mairin trips off to figure out what to wear to change a lightbulb...
<BR>
<BR>LIGHTBULBS THE KNOWN WORLD OVER=20
<BR>=A0 =A0=A0 =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=
=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=20
<BR>=A0 =A0=A0 Q: How many Westerners does it take to change a
<BR>=A0 =A0=A0 lightbulb?=20
<BR>=A0 =A0=A0 A: Why would you want to do that? It's been just
<BR>=A0 =A0=A0 fine for 25 years!=20
<BR>
<BR>=A0 =A0=A0 Q: How many Calontiri does it take to change a
<BR>=A0 =A0=A0 lightbulb?=20
<BR>=A0 =A0=A0 A: One hundred and two, but _what_ a ceremony!=20
<BR>
<BR>=A0 =A0=A0 Q: How many Easterners does it take to change a
<BR>=A0 =A0=A0 lightbulb?=20
<BR>=A0 =A0=A0 A: Just one, but they have to take a vote first
<BR>=A0 =A0=A0 to decide who.=20
<BR>
<BR>=A0 =A0=A0 Q: How many Meridians does it take to change a
<BR>=A0 =A0=A0 lightbulb?=20
<BR>=A0 =A0=A0 A: Just one, but he has to get it drunk first.=20
<BR>
<BR>=A0 =A0=A0 Q: How many Trimarians does it take to change a
<BR>=A0 =A0=A0 lightbulb?=20
<BR>=A0 =A0=A0 A: Leave it out, it was only attracting mosquitos
<BR>=A0 =A0=A0 anyway.=20
<BR>
<BR>=A0 =A0=A0 Q: How many Caidans does it take to change a
<BR>=A0 =A0=A0 lightbulb?=20
<BR>=A0 =A0=A0 A: Nobody knows. They can't figure out what to
<BR>=A0 =A0=A0 wear to change one.=20
<BR>
<BR>=A0 =A0=A0 Q: How many AnTir-folk does it take to change a
<BR>=A0 =A0=A0 lightbulb?=20
<BR>=A0 =A0=A0 A: Just one, but the new bulb had better be a
<BR>=A0 =A0=A0 halogen fog lamp!=20
<BR>
<BR>=A0 =A0=A0 Q: How many Atlantians does it take to change a
<BR>=A0 =A0=A0 lightbulb?=20
<BR>=A0 =A0=A0 A: That depends, which household does it belong
<BR>=A0 =A0=A0 to?=20
<BR>
<BR>=A0 =A0=A0 Q: How many Midrealmers does it take to change a
<BR>=A0 =A0=A0 lightbulb?=20
<BR>=A0 =A0=A0 A: They won't say until they've consulted the
<BR>=A0 =A0=A0 Curia Regis...=20
<BR>
<BR>=A0 =A0=A0 Q: How many Ansteorrans does it take to change a
<BR>=A0 =A0=A0 lightbulb?=20
<BR>=A0 =A0=A0 A: Was that a rattan lightbulb or a fencing
<BR>=A0 =A0=A0 lightbulb?=20
<BR>
<BR>=A0 =A0=A0 Q: How many Atenveldters does it take to change a
<BR>=A0 =A0=A0 lightbulb?=20
<BR>=A0 =A0=A0 A: Why bother, they prefer solar power anyway?=20
<BR>
<BR>=A0 =A0=A0 Q: How many Outlanders does it take to change a
<BR>=A0 =A0=A0 lightbulb?=20
<BR>=A0 =A0=A0 A: If it's less than a 14 hour drive it's not
<BR>=A0 =A0=A0 worth changing!
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