Still OT Re: SC - OT: Eating the Script Girl

[margali]

There is an absolutely hysterical book, Carpe Jugularum by Terry
Pratchett about what happens when the King of Lancre invites a family of
vampires to his new infant's christening. Some absolutely priceless
scenes - they Father vamp has been using religious item flash cards ,
exposure to garlic, holy water and sunlight to desensitize the family
from the normal problems, and one of the saviors [a witch] towards the
end is sort of nipped on the neck and for the next few scenes she has
problems with the villagers sprinkling here with poppy seeds, taking one
of here socks and trying to stake her. An absolutely hysterical book if
you like parodies of vampire stories.

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 The X-files had a hilarious episode that dealt with this - Trailer
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vampires all living in an RV park. Mulder is about to be munched upon by
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teenage vampire, so he throws his bag of sunflower seeds all over the
floor.