SC - Chinese Crab - Charibdys japonica

[Elaine Koogler]

I love it!  I don't think I've seen a better description of some of the
entertainers (???) of today.  You certainly do have a way with words!

Kiri

"Decker, Terry D." wrote:

> 'Lainie,
>
> On the far edge of my misspent youth, I remember people calling Elvis the
> Pelvis a blight on civilization.  This caused me to consider blights on
> civilization very carefully.  Outside of occasionally lousy singing, I
> couldn't see Elvis as much of a blight.  The successive mobs which burned
> the library at Alexandria are a blight on civilization.  The fine folk of
> all persuasions who got their jollies with the auto-de-fe are a blight upon
> civilization.  The joker that painted Elvis' mug on velvet, now there is a
> blight on civilization.  Britney Spears doesn't move the needle on the
> blight meter.  Grandfathers such as I endure the slings and arrows of their
> granddaughter's pop music with equanimity (at least until they are old
> enough and rebellious enough to get a taste for Joplin, Mitchell and Jett).
>
> As for making 15th Century dishes from Britney Spears, it just won't work.
> She's been so processed, molded, and packaged, that you're looking at
> processed ham rather than an honest piece of meat.  It would be like
> preparing a "period" feast from box mixes.
>
> Bear
>
> > Philip & Susan Troy wrote:
> >
> > > If you could break down Britney Spears into her component
> > primary and
> > > secondary meat cuts, what 15th-century English dishes would
> > you prepare
> > > from her?
> >
> > I don't know- why don't you try and find out? She'll need dressing,
> > though (Mr Blackwell sez...).
> >
> > 'Lainie
> > who thinks Miss Spears to be a blight on civilization...
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