[Sca-cooks] True sandwich

[Lord Boroghul Khara]

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>> My aunt says, "just trot the cow by, and I'll bite off what I want."
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>> On seeing her barely warmed piece of cow flesh on a plate, I've been
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>> to say, "I've seen cows hurt worse than that get better."
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> I had a friend who, when ordering a steak, told the waitress, "Take the
> cow
> into the shade and gently introduce it to the concept of fire.  Then
> bring it
> to me."  He got a very strange look, and a very rare steak :-)
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I've always been partial to "Walk a cow through a warm kitchen and cut
off a slice"