[Sca-cooks] True sandwich

[Huette von Ahrens]

Actually it was Yang the Nauseating (Robert Asperin)
who first did this.  All others are mere imitators.
Late at night, on the way home from an event, in full
barbarian garb, pulls into an all night diner.  Sits
down at the counter and puts his very evil looking axe
on the counter.  A very nervous waitress approaches
him and asks, "May ... I ... help ... you?"  "Meat!"
is all Yang said.  "Okay." The nervous waitress says.
"How  ... do ...  you ... want ... it ... cooked?"
Yang takes out a coin and flips it.  He tells the
waitress, "Yes."  When she comes back to him she has a
plate sized hamburger and nothing else.  He eats it is
silence.  Leaves a $20 bill by his plate and walks
out.

Huette


--- "Mark.S Harris" <mark.s.harris at motorola.com>
wrote:
> Brangwayna Morgan said:
> > I had a friend who, when ordering a steak, told
> the waitress, "Take the cow
> > into the shade and gently introduce it to the
> concept of fire.  Then bring it
> > to me."  He got a very strange look, and a very
> rare steak :-)
>
> Well, there also the SCA story, probably repeated
> many times.
>
> The SCAdian group goes into the steak resturant. The
> waitress asks
> them how they want their steaks cooked.
>
> The barbarian SCAdian takes out a coin, flips it,
> and replies:
> "Yes"
>
> Stefan li Rous
> stefan at texas.net
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