[Sca-cooks] Top Ten List

[johnna holloway]

Now for something different.
Martha Stewart did Letterman's Top Ten List
last night.from:http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/#
Top Ten Martha Stewart Thanksgiving Tips

  10.
     To get turkey golden brown, use a
     high-grade shellac
  9.
     Buy a wreath at K-Mart and tell
     everyone you made it yourself
  8.
     Bite the head off of a live turkey
  7.
     So nobody gets drowsy after dinner,
     liven up the stuffing with half a can of
     Folgers Crystals
  6.
     Don't call the Butterball talk-line
     tonight, you may get a moron
  5.
     Tired of turkey? Roast a raccoon
  4.
     No time to bake homemade pies? Well
     then, you're a horrible, horrible person
  3.
     Decorate your turkey with pinecones --
     how do I come up with this crap?
  2.
     Get the family as drunk as possible, as
     early as possible
  1.
     To spice things up in the bedroom,
     dress up like pilgrims


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