Chicken joke [oop] (was Re: [Sca-cooks] Food Fight!!)

[Gorgeous Muiredach]

This line made me think of probably the best ever chicken joke I've ever
heard...  Beware, it's "risky"...

>unlike chickens, we don't need the roughage in
>our craw in place of teeth.

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the
headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face.

The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says
"Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

Sorry, couldn't resist...  Well, in truth, I'm not sorry, and I could have
resisted, but...  I didn't wanna <wink>

Gorgeous Muiredach
Rokkehealden Shire
Middle Kingdom
aka
Nicolas Steenhout
"You must deal with me as I think of myself" J. Hockenberry