[Sca-cooks] Holiday Haggis Exchange

[Dunbar, Debra]

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Hmm, my FedX man says I can ship organs via special handling.  I can even
dry ice them.  How do I answer the "Does this shipment contain dangerous
goods" question?  What should the declared value of the haggis be?

Maybe if the haggis arrives a little "warm" we can douse it with scotch and
kill all the nasties?  Heck, that stuff will kill anything.

Wrynne
(my dog ate my haggis)



> Ah, yes, lassie. I kin see it now, wi' all the haggises flyin' thrroo the
> postal system like a braw mighty preview of peristalsis... (all right,
> this _is_ getting weird now). 'Twill be a beautiful thing! The only thing
> better wud be the Haggis Chain Letter! Think of it, lass, thoosands o'
> haggisses arrrivin' in yer mailbox, wi' a Black Douglas Currrse on air ain
> brrreakin' th' chain... "This haggis has been arrroon' th' wurrrulllld
> seven times!"
>
>
> Adamantius
>