[Sca-cooks] An announcement from the South

[chirhart_1]

Hot darn a new cook on the way, in the oven-maturing as we speak.
Congratulations ----Chirhart
----- Original Message -----
From: "kattratt" <kattratt at home.com>
To: "SCA Cooks List" <sca-cooks at ansteorra.org>; "Atlantia Rapier Net Group"
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Sent: Thursday, October 25, 2001 10:48 PM
Subject: [Sca-cooks] An announcement from the South


> Sorry for those that get this multiple times...
> Attention All Ya'll!!!!!
> See now THAT is a true beginning of a Southern Announcement!
> We have just discovered for those that know her... that my wife (Julie)
> has caught the strange illness that has affected many of the women in
> our area in the recent year.
> The symptoms from what we have seen is that she will gain alot of weight
> over the next few months and then suddenly lose quite a bit of it.
> Other symptoms seem to be several shopping trips to pink and blue
> stores, several parties where they do something with water, and a total
> redecorating of the home.
> The men are not free from this sickness from what I understand...
> however the symptoms do seem to be different.
> The men seem to develop twitches that I hear do go away, also the men
> seem to shop as well but I am not sure whether they are just being
> carried along or not... I have also heard that the sickness stays with
> you for at least 18-19 years and then lessens a little but still seems
> to be there...
> Long term effects of the illness from what I have seen are a tendency to
> develop gray hairs, or indeed lose hair altogether.  I also hear that
> this virus is not just contagious in humans but it also affects the
> banking system...? As it tends to need more and more money as time goes
> on... (That is at least what my mother said, who also had this sickness
> not once but twice mind you!!!)
> Now I have heard that there are good benefits from this illness as well.
> I have noticed that both male and females tend to smile alot, have been
> heard to coo and giggle, and most even seem to develop a life long
> fondness for the effect of the sudden weight loss.
> I can tell you from my stand point that I for one am eager to see the
> effects of this illness on me, and indeed the entire household...
> I am sure that we will have many fun and entertaining adventures and
> hopefully some great stories to tell.
>
> However I thought I would give a warning... As I said I have noticed
> this illness developing around the area.
> If you don't wish to come down with it, Don't drink the water!  Don't
> eat the food!  at least not in Greenville.
>
> Finally I hope everyone recieving this will know that it is sent with
> great joy, a little nervousness, and kind permission from my Loving
> Wife.
>
> Now if you will excuse me I am off to do the I'm going to be a daddy
> dance.
>
> Greg Wardlaw
> aka Ratboy
> aka Nichola Buscelli
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