[Sca-cooks] An announcement from the South

[kattratt]

Thank You Kiri-San.
I will of course keep everyone posted.
Near as we can tell Juliekat is about 2 1/2 to 3 weeks along.
Nichola


Elaine Koogler wrote:
>
> Congratulations on your good news!  Be sure to let us know when your bundle
> of joy arrives and what variety it is!
>
> Kiri
>
> kattratt wrote:
>
> > Sorry for those that get this multiple times...
> > Attention All Ya'll!!!!!
> > See now THAT is a true beginning of a Southern Announcement!
> > We have just discovered for those that know her... that my wife (Julie)
> > has caught the strange illness that has affected many of the women in
> > our area in the recent year.
> > The symptoms from what we have seen is that she will gain alot of weight
> > over the next few months and then suddenly lose quite a bit of it.
> > Other symptoms seem to be several shopping trips to pink and blue
> > stores, several parties where they do something with water, and a total
> > redecorating of the home.
> > The men are not free from this sickness from what I understand...
> > however the symptoms do seem to be different.
> > The men seem to develop twitches that I hear do go away, also the men
> > seem to shop as well but I am not sure whether they are just being
> > carried along or not... I have also heard that the sickness stays with
> > you for at least 18-19 years and then lessens a little but still seems
> > to be there...
> > Long term effects of the illness from what I have seen are a tendency to
> > develop gray hairs, or indeed lose hair altogether.  I also hear that
> > this virus is not just contagious in humans but it also affects the
> > banking system...? As it tends to need more and more money as time goes
> > on... (That is at least what my mother said, who also had this sickness
> > not once but twice mind you!!!)
> > Now I have heard that there are good benefits from this illness as well.
> > I have noticed that both male and females tend to smile alot, have been
> > heard to coo and giggle, and most even seem to develop a life long
> > fondness for the effect of the sudden weight loss.
> > I can tell you from my stand point that I for one am eager to see the
> > effects of this illness on me, and indeed the entire household...
> > I am sure that we will have many fun and entertaining adventures and
> > hopefully some great stories to tell.
> >
> > However I thought I would give a warning... As I said I have noticed
> > this illness developing around the area.
> > If you don't wish to come down with it, Don't drink the water!  Don't
> > eat the food!  at least not in Greenville.
> >
> > Finally I hope everyone recieving this will know that it is sent with
> > great joy, a little nervousness, and kind permission from my Loving
> > Wife.
> >
> > Now if you will excuse me I am off to do the I'm going to be a daddy
> > dance.
> >
> > Greg Wardlaw
> > aka Ratboy
> > aka Nichola Buscelli
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