[Sca-cooks] What we can offer Count Gunthar

[Tara]

All righty, gotta get my bid in...

Autumn leaves, just enough snow, spring flowers and summers that get
just hot enough to be bearable.  Four entire seasons.  Not two.  Not
one.  Four.
Mountains that are both fabulously beautiful and possible to hike for a
normal human being.  Appalachians, Poconoes, Catskills, Adirondacks,
Berkshires.  Take your pick.
The Hudson River, as seen from the Tapanzee bridge.
Rafting and canoeing on the Delaware.
History, history, history.  Philadelphia, Boston, Gettysburg, railroads,
canals, battlefields.  Remember, Washington Slept Here.
Jersey shore (funnel cake, fudge, Grotto Pizza).
New England shore (beautiful rocks, lobsters).
Wilbur Buds.
Pennsylvania Dutch Pot Pie.
Pierogies.
Yocco's Hot Dogs.
The most pretzel factories per capita than any other kingdom.
A fighting event within driving distance every weekend spring through
fall, and even a few in the winter.
The best fighters in the Knowne World.
Proximity to Pennsic.
IT jobs out the wazoo.
Cow tipping.  If you're into that.

-Magdalena
who can't just stand by and watch her kingdom be neglected in this
bidding war...