[Sca-cooks] Food Songs

[Vincent Cuenca]

Gotta agree with Adamantius; it's hard to beat "Have a Little Priest" from
"Sweeney Todd".

Another favorite is one I learned from my mother.  I have no idea how old it
is or what it's original title is; we just called it "Johnny Verbeck".  It's
about a Dutchman (Deutschmann?) who owns a deli, and who invents an
automatic sausage machine.  To keep up with demand, he starts tossing the
local pets in the grinder.  At the end, he meets his comeuppance: while
Johnny is inside the machine making repairs, his somnambulist wife fires up
the works, and Johnny ends up as bratwurst.

Come to think of it, this explains a lot about my basic temperament…

Vicente
(sauntering off to the Rock for a loverly meat pie and a shave)



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