[Sca-cooks] Entertaining stories for Lainie

[Craig Jones.]

>> ps.  If you are really nice, I'll tell you the story of almost
making
>> a whole in my own scrotum (can you say that on this list?) with a
>> leather awl while making a tent...
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>Drakey, does this mean you blacksmith in the nude, too? Or cast
>metals while sitting down?

Nyahh.  Nobody would be mad enough to let me near a forge or
powertools.  But I'm trusted with a 9" Furi... Go figure?  Hang on,
1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10 yup, still have all my fingers...

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>> ps. I have plenty more of these...  Drakey sets his garden on
fire...
>> Drakey drinks bleach... Drakey eats hemlock... Drakey puts 2"
darning
>> needle through hand... Drakey drops 50L glass fermenter full of
>> mead... Drakey spills yet more mead... Drakey blows up plastic
>> fermenter in bathroom (note that 3 of these happen in the last 6
>> months...).. Drakey's verbal faux-pas 1 through to [dang where is
the
>> infinity key on this keyboard...]
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>Uh, never mind...

Laff.  I'm trying to think up more accidents I've had...

ClumsyDrakey.

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