[Sca-cooks] Entertaining stories for Lainie

[Daniel Myers]

On Friday, June 21, 2002, at 01:08 PM, Laura C. Minnick wrote:
> At 07:23 AM 6/21/02 -0400, you wrote:
>
>> Do you know the difference between an Italian grandmother and a Jewish
>> grandmother?
>>
>> The Italian grandmother says, "Eat everything on your plate or I'll
>> kill
>> you!"
>>
>> The Jewish grandmother says, "Eat everything on your plate... or I'll
>> kill
>> myself!"
>>
>> Avraham
>
> Ha! In my family, it was more like "Eat everything on your plate, or
> you'll
> beg me to put you out of your misery!"
>

And then there's the polite way to offer food in Klingon - "Eat this or
I'll shove it down the gullet of your corpse!"

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