[Sca-cooks] Entertaining stories for Lainie

[Elaine Koogler]

Along the same lines, Phillip used to work for the local phone company
before it got severed from ATT.  He did a lot of support type stuff for the
ATT employees.  One Monday morning, he got a call from one of the office
ladies, telling him that her computer "is broken..."   He asked her what the
problem was, to which she replied that when she left on Friday, the
information on the screen was in all capital letters, and now it isn't.  He
calmly told her to look over on the left hand side of the keyboard and push
the key that said "Caps Lock".  She did and very excitedly told him that it
was back to working perfectly!

Kiri
----- Original Message ----- > Ok:  I was talking to a customer the other
day...
>
> Drakey:  You'll need an installation of "Ay-double M-ess" on your PC.
> Customer: Ok.  How do you spell that?
> Drakey: Ummm.  "Ay-double M-ess".
> [Conversation finishes, hangs up phone]
>
> [Drakey collapses on the floor laughing]
> [Drakey tells boss]
> [Boss collapses on the floor laughing]
>
> Almost as funny [NOT] as a woman with a busted keyboard, who claims
> she had no idea how it got busted.  I unplugged it, picked it up and
> tucked in under my arm.  A whole cup of coffee flowed out of it and
> down the side of my shirt.  Her response: [Giggle] How did that get
> there....
>
> Cheers,
>
> Craig Jones.