[Sca-cooks] Steak (was Big Eggs)

[Olwen the Odd]

>He used to describe his preferred steak as "slap it on the *ss
>and chase it through the kitchen".

A friend of mine once told a waitress to take the cow into the shade and
introduce it to the concept of fire, and then bring it to him.

Brangwayna Morgan

Recently I went to a restaurant with a friend at which I ordered steak.
When asked how I would like it prepared I replied, "Moo".  My friend then
also ordered a steak.  When asked how he would like it prepared he replied
"After it stops mooing count to ten slowly".  The waitperson just laughed.



Lady Olwen the Odd
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