[Sca-cooks] Re: Bad Feast (humor)

[Randy Goldberg MD]

> >Actually, one year at Tournament of the Lions, the kitchen crew was
loudly
> >singing show tunes during cleanup- and I have a vague memory of Peregrine
> >hopping up on the counter and dancing until his wife told him to get
down.
> >But what do I know? I was the autocrat and I had a cute fighter giving me
a
> >shoulder rub and some cute winsome thing giving me a drink with
contraband
> >liquor in it (the site was dry but at that point I didn't give a damn). I
> >think they were actually singing parts of Chorus Line and the Fantastiks.
> >Dunno, it's a little hazy...
>
> I sing duets (both parts if necessary) from "Sweeney Todd" quite
frequently...

"Is that friar on the fire?"
"Mercy, no sir, look closer, you'll notice it's grocer."
"Looks thicker, more like vicar."
"No, it has to be grocer, it's green."

"No, no, that's not fiddler, it's piccolo player."
"'Ow can you tell?"
"It's piping hot!"
"Then blow on it first!"

Avraham (aka the Theatre Queen)

Shove over under that Rock, I'm coming in!

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Avraham haRofeh of Northpass
     (mka Randy Goldberg MD)