[Sca-cooks] how to cook a car?

[A F Murphy]

So you succumbed to temptation?

And a nice cold lemon squash?

Anne


Philip & Susan Troy wrote:

> All right. I wasn't gonna do this, but between this and the British
> English thread, I feel compelled.
>
> You know when you buy a car, and it's sort of congenitally inferior?
> It can never really be fixed, because every time you fix a problem a
> new problem arises? One that _will_ never be 100%, no matter what you
> do, no matter how much you spend?
>
> You know what you get when you have two such cars collide, head-on,
> at 98 m.p.h.?
>
> Hint: a non-alcoholic beverage sometimes still found in the U.K.
>
> Adamantius
>