[Sca-cooks] Happy Thanksgiving
Huette von Ahrens
ahrenshav at yahoo.com
Wed Nov 27 15:06:39 PST 2002
Happy Thanksgiving
Twas the night after Thanksgiving
I just couldn't sleep,
I tried counting backwards,
I tried counting sheep.
The leftovers beckoned -
the dark meat and white,
But I fought the temptations
with all of my might.
Tossing and turning
with anticipation,
The thought of a snack
was infatuation.
So, I raced to the kitchen,
flung open the door,
And gazed at the fridge,
full of goodies galore.
I gobbled up turkey
and buttered potatoes,
Pickles and carrots,
beans and tomatoes.
I felt myself swelling
so plump and so round,
'til all of a sudden,
I rose off the ground.
I crashed through the ceiling,
floating into the sky,
With a mouthful of pudding
and a handful of pie.
But, I managed to yell
as I soared past the trees ...
"Happy eating to all -
pass the cranberries, please.
May your stuffing be tasty,
may your turkey be plump,
May your 'taters 'n gravy
have narry a lump.
May your yams be delicious,
may your pies take the prize,
May your holiday dinner
stay off of your thighs.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!
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Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they
shall never cease to be amused.
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