[Sca-cooks] It was nice to see folks!

[Olwen the Odd]

>>my mind was
>>so sleep deprived and I was soooooooo cranky that I am frankly surprized
>>they didn't duct tape me up and toss me in the dumpster!
>
>You know Olwen, you always say such things about yourself, about how nasty
>you are, about how short and gnah gnah gnah...
>
>But folks, it is NOT TRUE!!!  Yeah, she gets a tad cranky if you force her
>to go to court up a long hill, but not that bad...
>
>So Olwen, will you *stop* putting yourself down?  Huh?  Atta girl...
>
>
>Gorgeous Muiredach the Odd

Thank you sweetie, but in this case, I *was* being kind!  I was such a nasty
big ol B****H that most of my friends who stopped by to say hi and share a
hug got screamed at, yelled at or snotty looks.  Poor Ro spent her good time
making a tablecloth and when she delivered it to me I told her in a nasty
tone the "I don't have time for that".  Oh.  I was at my worst.  Poor Hans
even came over an volunteered hugs on a couple of occasions to try to cheer
me, and Morningstar was so sweet.  Rowan was doing the Royals lunch and I
verbally beat her husband Ivan up (although that was a fair trade) and then
proceeded to gnaw on her leg as well.  By the end of the day, after I
screamed at someone else about something they didn't do wrong I finally got
in my car and drove up the hill just so I wouldn't hurt anyone else's
feelings.  Ivan and Morningstar came in search of me and finally got me to
come back to the hall to sit by the fireplace and warm up.  Feast was over
and everything was done so it was fairly safe for me to return and not kill
someone for some stupid thing.  Yeah, I was ~ALL~ cranked up and at my very
worst.  What a perfect end to my time in the cooks guild.  Now they will be
glad I am not there any more!
Olwen

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